Hi my name is German I'm 17 years old and I mostly blog about music but sometimes I'll try to be funny, not sure if I succeed. I love Annie Clark, Elizabeth Sankey,Florence Welch, Susanne Sundfor, Brad Oberhofer, Patrick Carney, and Mark Pontius more than I love myself.

 

sh8-bit-angora:

needthisbook:

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

this literally makes me so happy

sh8-bit-angora:

needthisbook:

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lu Lu

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper gazing into the mirror before a self-portrait

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper painting his self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty in action

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie: abstract expressionist

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnies finished work

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey contemplating

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger's 'Stripped Bare Birds', 1992.

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess' 'Regularly Ridiculed Rodents', 1993.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie the peripheral realist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

this literally makes me so happy

at the resturant with bae

waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*

me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*

me: you want my man or something?

her: wh-wat?

me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?

me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.

me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?

him: aye calm down

me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

-lsd:

ball shaving is truly an art form and should be recognized as such

euo:

“Tell you what. Truth is, sometimes I miss you so bad I can hardly stand it.”
Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

euo:

Tell you what. Truth is, sometimes I miss you so bad I can hardly stand it.”

Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee

Anonymous asked
Wait i don't get your post on the Palestine-Israel conflict? Also, what are your views on it? Love you and you're too beautiful

pournstar:

Ok so basically u can’t trust the media because it’s super fucked up and twists both sides and is making this seem like Israel and Palestine are at war with eachother which isn’t true. Both are made up of innocent civilians who want peace but are being fucked over and dragged into a war that a terrorist origination called Hamas is forcing because (despite many requests for a cease fire or a truce from Israel and even their betrayal of a cease fire they agreed to) Hamas continues to wage war and chaos without even having a loyalty to any side they basically just want chaos and value their own peoples lives just as little as their opponents. My brother calls them a really smart serial killer with government power. Keep in mind that everything I say should be taken with a grain of salt because I learn it from a) people who have researched this obsessively and have devoted a big part of themselves to understanding the issue and b) people who have actually been to Israel during this conflict and spoken to soldiers there BUT I’m still just some girl on the internet and I haven’t actually been there myself and u can’t believe everything u see so yada yada this is what I’ve collected to the best of my ability but still consider things for yourself ok because what do I know

1. It’s not Palestine vs. Israel it’s Hamas vs. Israel
2. Gaza is not poor because Israel oppresses them, Gaza is this strange rogue outlands of Palestine that elected a really fucked up organization as their pseudo government without realizing how fucked up it is called Hamas and all the money that’s supposed to go to the Palestinian civilians there is controlled by Hamas and put towards warfare instead of the people who need it.
3. The reason the death toll for Palestinians is so much greater than the Israeli death toll is because Israel has been receiving rocket attacks for decades and because of that they built a system called the iron dome which costs a lot of money and is super effective at intercepting rockets not to mention all the money that goes to creating bomb shelters literally everywhere and alarm systems designed to keep all the Israeli civilians safe (Armenians, Jews, Christians, and Palestinian Muslims INCLUDED; anyone living in Israel) while Hamas soldiers a) refuse to let innocent Palestinian civilians enter gaza bomb shelters and instead tell them to go to areas they know are being bombed to act as human shields (that’s literally what they call them they’re not even discrete about it) and b) purposefully build their military warfare centers underneath Gaza hospitals and schools and houses etc. for that very same human shield reason so basically even though Israeli soldiers alert Palestinian civilians via dropping alert pamphlets from overhead planes and using mass text and call messaging systems telling them of the area they need to target many Palestinian civilians either refuse to leave or don’t really have anywhere to go. The Hamas soldiers abuse the Palestinian civilians and use them as instruments in their strategy because they know that Israel soldiers are trained to cease fire if there is the possibility of harming any Palestinian civilians. That’s why Hamas soldiers use ambulances as bullet cover and will pick up innocent children and carry them with them in open areas because try know Israelis won’t shoot if they have a child with them (there’s a video but I’m on mobile sorry) and a lot more messed up stuff like that.
5. Israel has actually just started a system of hospital treatment and made it available to wounded Palestinian civilians so basically Israel is treating the people that belong to the side that is waging war against them that are being abused by their own side

I’m tired and I can’t cover everything but these are just key pieces I can think of right now but yeah ok bye